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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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A horcrux is an object in which a person has concealed a part of their soul. one splits one’s soul and hides part of it in an object. By doing so, you’re protected, should you be attacked and your body destroyed. That part of your soul that is hidden lives on. In other words, you cannot die.
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During a math test
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Me:
my answer = 23
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Answer choices:
170, 195, 264, 362
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Me:
well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
what’s going on
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This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
two types of people
#i can practically hear the hannibal fandom screaming hallelujah
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I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…
everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing
I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG
This is actually brilliant!
I FOUND IT AGAIN
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sweet lord
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FUCK ME SIDEWAYS THIS IS GREAT
it’s back yes
